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  • More goodies: The Poets have just added a Java chat room for your chatting pleasure!  It will soon be integrated into the website, but for now it's in beta-test mode.  Feel free to send any comments (or bug reports) my way: WebMaster@TheUnknownPoets.com
    Feel free to try out the new site-specific search engine too! (The search box is located on the main page for now)  This search will enable you to find what you're looking for, provided it's within The Unknown Poets web-palace.  Comments and suggestions are always welcome.
  • Recent Gig news: Shake by the Lake 2001 was a smashing success!  Thanks to the organizers for putting on such a groovy shin-dig and treating us so well.  Special thanks to Multi-Youth Productions for making our shows extra special :-)  Congratulations to them, as well, for putting on an excellent show!  See the news page for some comments on shows I managed to see at Shake 2001.
  • Message Board problems: We are currently experiencing minor problems with the message board.  A recent post has been lost to the void but teams are currently working on the problem.
    I've just been informed by the Bravenet support team that they "experienced some data loss on the 23rd due to a hardware failure" on a few of their servers.  Data is missing for that particular day (July 23rd) and is not recoverable.  We apologize for the inconvenience.
    On the plus side, Bravenet took just over three hours to reply to my eMail support inquiry -- a record by anybody's standards!
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    July 26, 2001

  • Recent Gig news: Shake by the Lake 2001 was a smashing success!  Thanks to the organizers for putting on such a groovy shin-dig and treating us so well.  Special thanks to Multi-Youth Productions for making our shows extra special :-)  Congratulations to them, as well, for putting on an excellent show!
    Self-indulgence: I managed to catch a few shows at Shake 2001 -- not nearly as many as I hoped, but enough to tell you a little about them (in no particular order):
    - Multi-Youth Productions: Catharsis.  This was an excellent show!  The entire play, including the music, was written by the cast of 9 to 21 year olds.  I was quite impressed: they delivered a very powerful and moving performance.  The topics covered were raw and universal -- human nature, suffering, independance & strength, friendship; handled with honesty and sensitivity.  This show was a real treat to watch.
    ------ P.S. Thanks to the entire cast of Multi-Youth for coming on stage with us and helping us out with the Ode to Calgary!  Ready . . . and . . . Calgary *sucks*! ;-)  You all made the festival quite special and unforgettable for all of us!  Thank you all!
    - Theatre Prospero: Taming of the Shrew.  A passionate and playful rendition of a classic play, full of energy and vitality!  The cast held a workshop earlier that day and brought some audience members onstage in various roles -- a refreshing approach to theatre that was worthwhile for both the cast and the audience.  The cast (both premanent and workshop-derived) often interacted with a magic that is quite rare.  I'm quite glad I got the chance to see this show.
    - Rapid-Fire Improv Troupe: Shakin' up the Bard.  This zany group of improvisers always puts a smile on my face.  Their show at this year's Shake festival was no exception!  After an hour-long intrusion into their set by "The Great Revine," whom they managed to extracate without violence *gasp*, they incorporated Shakespeare, plumbing, pool-noodles, mimes, and even Kung-fu into a cohesively funny show!  Bravo!
    - Susan Carter: Not for Women Only.  God bless Susan Carter: firstly for performing a show to an audience of five, and secondly for humouring the only male audience member not affiliated with the show :-)  Although I did find some of the show to be, indeed, for women only, much of the show kept me engaged and laughing.  Incidentally Susan, you're right about men diggin' the Helga character! ;-)  (Ask Susan yourself if you want an explanation, cuz that's all I've got to say about that ;]  Susan has a very funny act that deserves to be seen by as many people (women *and* men alike) as possible.
    - Two Roads Theatre: Hamlet.  This show was very well done.  I was engaged the entire time I was there.  My apologies to the cast for having to leave the show early, as Hamlet ran well past the call time for the Poets' Sunday night show.  At least I got to say goodbye to the cast on my way out :-)
  • Message Board problems: We are currently experiencing minor problems with the message board.  A recent post has been lost to the void but teams are currently working on the problem.
    I've just been informed by the Bravenet support team that they "experienced some data loss on the 23rd due to a hardware failure" on a few of their servers.  Data is missing for that particular day (July 23rd) and is not recoverable.  We apologize for the inconvenience.
    On the plus side, Bravenet took just over three hours to reply to my eMail support inquiry -- a record by anybody's standards!

    July 09, 2001

  • Mailing List problems:
    What were once minor problems with the mailing list have turned into major problems.  If you subscribed to the mailing list through the YahooGroups interface (the one that was up between July 1st through July 8th), you may need to resubscribe.

    Clarification: If you signed up for the mailing list within the past week (while it was through Yahoo Groups) and you're waiting for approval from the moderator yahoo group, your response will never arrive.  Please sign up again through the new mailing list interface -- alternatively, send an email to James@TheUnknownPoets.com and he'll get you hooked up.

    Description: Through Yahoo's counter-intuitive interface and cryptic management options, we have managed to lock everyone out of the Unknown Poets group.  We have been trying to contact the Yahoo Support team ever since this happened (five days now) through every means possible (email, their web-based help form, yelling from our collective rooftop), all to no avail.  After so much wrestling with the Yahoo Support eMail Black Hole, we've given up on them and are moving the mailing list to YourMailingListProvider.com -- not the shortest domain name, but a good service nonetheless :)  Please accept our apologies for any inconvenience this may have caused, and our thanks for sticking with us through these minor setbacks.  You won't be forgotten when we become The Known Poets ;-)

    June 30, 2001

  • The Poets have installed a message board for your posting pleasure!  This means they love you.  Yes, you!  Now get over there and enjoy yourself.  Remember to play nice!

    June 29, 2001

  • Problems have been encountered with the previous Poets mailing list -- our last list provider, Listbot, is shutting down there service.  Therefore we are changing the mailing list over to Yahoo Groups.  Members already subscribed to the mailing list will be switched over to the new mailing list.  New members are encouraged to subscribe to the list with the knowledge that our new, more stable mailing list will serve them with a greater level of quality than they've ever dreamed possible!

    June 28, 2001

  • North Country Fair was a smashing success!  The Fair went so smoothly, even "smooth" peanut butter was jealous. Look for the Poets at the upcoming Shake By The Lake festival (July 20-22 -- Sylvan Lake, Alberta)!

    June 21, 2001

  • The Poets have been busy beavers this summer!  Some upcoming shows include the illustrious North Country Fair (June 22 through the 24 -- Slave Lake, Alberta) and the thrilling Shake By The Lake festival (July 20-22 -- Sylvan Lake, Alberta)!  Believe me when I tell you: there's gonna be a whole lotta shakin' goin' on this summer!

    April 18, 2001

  • The web site has been overhauled! (if you couldn't already tell ;-)  This rebirth has only affected a few pages so far, but the rest of the site is well on it's way!  Stick with the Poets & you won't go wrong!

    Mar 29, 2001

  • Things have really been cookin' here at The Unknown Poets headquarters.  There's a new Unknown Poets mailing list for you to sign up for, as well as a brand-spankin' new Unknown Poets guestbook for you to sign!  Ahhhh, life doesn't get any better than this . . . at least until the next exciting update ;-)

    Mar 27, 2001

  • The latest version of The Ralph Klein flash video is up!  If you haven't seen it after Mar 18, 2001 -- you haven't seen it at all!
  • The Unknown Poets have their very own mailing list, and they want you to join!

    Mar 12, 2001

  • These crazy cats at The Unknown Poets have finished an online presentation of the Ralph Klein song for your viewing pleasure!  Marvel at Alberta's infamous Premier, viewed through the eyes of an irreverant musical comedy group.  Ohh baby!

    Mar 07, 2001

  • If you're looking for a copy of the Poets' latest release "Poetic Licence: Revoked" (including the exciting new dance mix of "Ode to Calgary"), the online CD ordering page is up and running!  This action packed order page is guaranteed to please!  Why don't you visit it now?  You won't be disappointed!

    Feb 04, 2001

  • Preparations have been made for a CD single release of the new "Ode to Calgary" Dance Mix!  Look for it at jivin' clubs and swingin' locales near you!  If you can't wait for the official release, copies of the single (as well as the booty-shakin' full disc) are available to order online!

    Jan 27, 2001

  • The Poets just spent an action packed week back in the studio, recording two new songs and making an "Ode to Calgary" dance mix. Let me tell ya, the phat stylin' and funky beats shake a whole truck-load o' booty! But don't take it from me -- pick up a copy yourself . . . just prepare to shake your moneymaker like nevah before!

    Dec 30, 2000

  • Some pics from the Shake by the Lake festival have just been digitized (for your pleasure) and put on the pics page. Be sure to check them out!

    Dec 11, 2000

  • New sound clips from "Poetic Licence: Revoked" have been added to the music page.  There you will find a compilation sampler containing exerpts from five of the smash releases from "Poetic Licence: Revoked," as well as the individual clips which make up the sampler (for the bandwidth-challenged ;-)  These files are all available for download now!

    Nov 25, 2000

  • The CD "Poetic Licence: Revoked" is finished & ready !  Very soon, an online order system will be available through this site! Please get a hold of us if you can't wait to get your hands on this smashing CD!

    Nov 22, 2000

  • On Nov 24, your CD collection will never be the same! Keep your eyes glued here for Unknown Poets CD release information!

    Nov 05, 2000

  • Production of the latest Unknown Poets CD has begun.  It's titled "Poetic Licence Revoked," and is scheduled for release next week.  More info will be released as it comes rolling in . . .

    Oct 26, 2000

  • I've just seen the initial CD cover design, and let me tell you how sweet it is: It sure is sweeeeeet!  I'll be putting up info about the graphics artist who designed it, as soon as the boys hand over the goods.  It's so sweet, I have to say it again: Sweeeeeet! Check back here for some pre-release scans! (If I can sneak them past the Hated Incognito Cobalt-Coloured Unknown Poets Security! [Acronymized: Hiccups])

    Oct 23, 2000

  • The Poets have just finished recording their latest CD -- in fact, they just mixed it down last night!   Thanks to the hard work of producer / recording engineer Miles Jackson at Ma-me-o Music and the boundless musical energy of the poets, this recording is sure to please!  Check back here for a release date.
  • The Poets will be selling the disc online, as well as through more traditional means. Check back here for more details!

    July 21, 2000

  • The Unknown Poets have just returned home from their rockin' gig at the Shake by the Lake Festival from Thursday July 20 through Sunday July 23.  Thanks to everyone who came to see us!  Pictures and legends from that booty-shakin' event will be posted here, as soon as they're developed =:-)  If you were unable to attend Shake by the Lake 2000, The Poets feel your pain.  As promised, the seven gigs at which the Poets shone like complete rock stars knocked the socks off everyone in attendance!*

    June 2000

  • The Unknown Poets have a new member!
    Stanley Woo is the newest addition to this zany group of wacky, fun-luvin' folk-stars! Stan was offically initiated into the throngs of The Unknown Poets during the Shake by the Lake Festival 2000, where the Poets made him sing showtunes, karaoke in a country bar, shake his booty, do the Macarena, and hand out dandy prizes to the audience -- most of which were Stan's idea to begin with!  See the "Pics" page for images of Stan.

  • To relive Shake by the Lake 2000, go to the Shake by the Lake official homepage.

     

    *Legal note: This guarantee only applies to fans who came to see the Unknown Poets perform at the Shake by the Lake Festival on the aforementioned date.  Any unsatisfied fan may contact the Unknown Poets in person ("in personico"), through telephone ("que telephonicus"), or telepathically ("afirmatus quaecumquae") to discuss retribution.  Courses available to the band (hereafter called "The Unknown Poets") include, but are not limited to: (a)physically knocking the socks off of the feet of the fan (hereafter called "the fans whom we love and adore with all our hearts"); (b)dressing up in Lone Ranger® masks and pretending "Kimosabe" is a bad word in Cree; and (c)lighting Cabbage Patch® dolls on fire and chanting "It's just lazyness, not apathy!" at the top of our lungs.§

    §Don't get the joke?  Just catch one of our shows! =;-)  Everything will be made clear to you!


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    Here are a sampling of festivals and showcases The Unknown Poets have played:

  • Saskatoon Fringe Festival, 1997.
  • EdmontonFest Sounds Showcase 1999.
  • Edmonton Klondike Days, 1999.
  • Taste of Edmonton, 1999.
  • Shake by the Lake (Sylvan Lake, Alberta), 2000.
  • Shake by the Lake, 2001.
  • North Country Fair (Joussard, Alberta), 2001
  • Your house -- just give us a call!

  • Drop us a line! Info@TheUnknownPoets.com http://www.TheUnknownPoets.com/news.html